Things that a Sane Person Hates

I had seen this list long ago on some website, which I unfortunately cannot remember. I tried looking for it again today but I couldn't - did it disappear from the Internet or what? I decided to "save" it from extinction by posting it on my blog - and give you people a good laugh :) So, here you go!

Oh, and leave a comment if you have anything to add :)

Things that a Sane Person Hates

*You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic
thing in the middle of them.....

*The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of
your ankle.....

*The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.....

*There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find
an address.....

*You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.....

*It's bad enough that you step in dog doo doo, but you don't realize it
till you walk across your living room rug.....

*The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.....

*There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.....

*You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.....

*Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and
discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.....

*You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a
cigarette.....

*You slice your tongue licking an envelope.....

*Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a
reading.....

*A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but
buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.....

*There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the
tray.....

*You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry
comes out covered with lint.....

*The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish
crossing.....
*A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your
filling.....

*You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.....

*The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that.....

*You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get
out.....

*People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter
just opening up.....

*Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.....

*You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
because you don't know how to spell it.....

*You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that
you're just browsing.....

*You had that pen in your hand only a second , a second ago, and now you
can't find it.....

*You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash
your head on the way up.....

*The change falls through the hole in the pocket and you can’t get it
out from between the two layers of the cloth…..

*You leave your IM program on for several hours and nobody's looked for you, but if you dare go to the bathroom for 5 minutes, you have 3 new query windows... (the author's recent addition)