One month to Christmas, and various funny news keep popping up.
For example, someone in Austria suddenly found 14 tons of Christmas trees in their garden: http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/301411/337/Christmas-tree-shipment-dumped-in-Austrian-garden-
As in, "sorry I'm late, I got lost in the forest in my garden!"
And someone in Canada got arrested for telling kids Santa isn't real: http://gawker.com/5962591/police-in-canada-arrest-devil+horned-grinch-for-telling-kids-that-santas-not-real
Santa's press office has not yet commented on the incident.
